Friday, March 24, 2006

Big Brother is Already Here.

Bush and his cronies claim that they are only protecting America, but in fact they are putting into place all the elements needed to turn the CIA, the NSA, DIA, DARPA and FBI into what the Russians used to fearfully refer to as "the Organs of State Security."
We owe it to those who died for us and to ourselves and to future Americans to stop this police state legislation, to abolish the USA Patriot Act, and to stop the Bush Administration’s other abuses of civil liberties being conducted in the war on terrorism.

Condi Rice posts to

Intrepid reporter and Good Witch Glenda is posting Condi's Secret White House Blog from MySpace for the edification of her learned readers. Condi writes:
Gee, I was thinking about how much simpler life was at the White House just a few short years ago.
Like back in 2002 and 2003 when Carl Rove chaired meetings of the White House Iraq Group (WHIG), a secretive internal White House working group he established by August 2002, eight months prior to the 2003 invasion of Iraq. It was a fun intimate group. (sigh)
I felt like I was really part of the team!
Even CNN and Newsweek have acknowledged that our WHIG group was “charged with developing a strategy for publicizing the White House's assertion that Saddam Hussein posed a threat to the United States.” Too bad that WMD thing didn’t pan out…it was the perfect shadow premise for our invasion.
Saddam is such a BAD MAN. He makes me sick to my stomache.
We all know that Iraq AND the United States are much better off now since we went in and literally kicked Saddam's ass, and I mean hard.
Ah, that was a fun time, when our WHIG group met to set strategy for each stage of the confrontation with Baghdad. Then, dammit, we were all outed by that dumbass Patrick Fitzgerald. Hoever, Carl has a plan to thwart his investigation…thanks to him (He really is Bush's brain!) the truth will never come to light. Will this persecution of us patriots and this injustice never cease????
And by the way, I haven’t really made many friends on my space yet, although one nice young woman from Great Britain did reply to my query. She’s hot! But perhaps people in my position are just meant to be loners.

Strange that much of Condi's disturbed writing is about Carl Rove. Glenda has recently come into the possession of some photos of Carl Rove. Did you, my readers, know that while Condi is a Vampire and Rummy is a Werewolf, that Rove is actually part Hyena? As you know, hyenas prey off the dead carcasses of others. And there are many carcasses in his past, beginning early in his life, although Valerie Plame is probably the most well-known. Here is a partial list in Wikipedia. See for yourself. It is strange that one of the things they (Rove, Rummy, Bush, Condi and compadres) all have in common seems to be a certain ruthless driven spirit to have their personal agenda succeed at any cost, and not surprisingly, while getting rich at the same time.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Are We Safer Now Than We Were Before Bush?

Think About it!

Donald Rumsfield: Evidence That He is a Werewolf

After getting this smuggled photo showing Donald Rumsfield in werewolf transformation mode, against the backdrop of a full moon, we decided to go look at his official bio to see if the government had any information about his werewolf status. Click on the Title field above to see his bio for yourself.

Rummy's bio not only reflects the official government version, but also the secret version which only became visible with the help of Glend's magic wand. Here is the true bio of Donald Rumsfield, in abbreviated form.

Donald H. Rumsfeld was sworn in as the 21st Secretary of Defense on January 20, 2001, before the country became aware of his werewolf status. Before assuming his present post, the former Navy pilot had also served as the inept 13th Secretary of Defense, White House Chief Slacker of Staff, U.S. Ambassador to NATO, Bush's coke contact, U.S. Congressman and chief executive officer of two Fortune Cookie 500 companies.

Secretary Rumsfeld is responsible for directing the actions of the Defense Department in response to the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001, and for doing nothing to coordinate the prevention of these attacks despite early warning from his own government spies. The war is being waged against a backdrop of major change within the Department of Defense; this statement doesn't really mean anything, just adds drama to my resume. The department has developed a new defense strategy of attacking countries not involved in the bombing of the Twin Towers and replaced the old model for sizing forces with a newer approach even less relevant to the 21st century or any other century.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Bush Denies Iraq is in Civil War

Glenda in the Land of Oz
The BBC reports:
US President George W Bush has said he does not believe Iraq has descended into civil war but urged the nation's leaders to confront sectarian violence.

Mr Bush said Iraqis had "had a chance to fall apart and they didn't".

At the weekend, Iraq's former interim Prime Minister Iyad Allawi told the BBC 50 to 60 people were dying every day and that the country was in civil war.

OK, anyone still buying this? I heard Rush Limbaugh on the radio today- just briefly, it's pretty annoying to listen to the Dittomonger, but also important to catch their spin, and he was also extolling the same belief, that Irag is NOT in a civil war.

Let's see, who to believe, the word of a leader who lives there, or two guys who have never fought a day in their life.

Glenda Gets a Makeover

Well, Glenda waded into HTML land yesterday, having had no previous experience with it and, ay carramba, this is what she did with her magic wand. The Tin Man showed me how to find a website with code for HTML colors. You can use it too, just go HERE. So proceed at your own risk and good luck.

It was scary at first, all those numbers and arrows, but I took the generic polka-dot blah look and figured out how to create something I like. It wasn't as hard as I thought it might be. Let me know what you think!

Monday, March 20, 2006

Anti-war groups ‘undermining’ UN

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Note: Glenda's added comments are in a suitable red.

Speaking on the BBC, John Reid, the British defence secretary, fired a shot across the bows (really, they have bows?) of the anti-war protesters over the weekend.
He said: "You have a very simple choice. You can support the Iraqi democrats and the overwhelming majority of ordinary Iraqis who want blah, blah, blah.
"Or you can support in effect the terrorists by arguing that there is a civil war and that there is no democratic way of solving it."
It's an obvious coincidence that they are on point with the US White House argument that you are either with us or you are supporting terrorism.
Although the US has made secret preliminary plans to deal with a civil war, Dr Reid said: "When people go on the streets of London I do wish just occasionally they would go out in support of the United Nations, the Iraqi people and the Iraqi democrats.
Dude, this is how they are supporting the Iraqi people.
"Let's hope then that they support the United Nations because it is under the United Nations Security Council resolutions that the Iraqis are building up their security forces, they are conducting their elections, they are trying to form a government."
Yeah, we all know that the U.N. is a power house when it comes to protecting the weak. Just look at the recent massacre in the Sudan.

Donald Rumsfield, the lying defence secretary, disclosed that the US military intelligence was holding war games on its hand-held Gameboy to predict what might happen in such a situation although the White House has consistently denied that Iraq was slipping into a civil war, "although even the ex-interim prime minister of Iraq, Allawi, has declared that his country is in a civil war.
Speaking after the march in London, John Ellison of Stop the War Coalition, said: "The world has been set on fire by the repeated military actions and we don't want to see any more oil thrown on these flames."
Anyone notice that the anti-war side only gets one sentence here? These news guys owned by Fox?

As the munchkins smuggle all kinds of information into Oz, Glenda has gotten word that Rumsfield has been rather silent lately.

This is because he is a werewolf and has been undergoing laser treatments for unsightly superfluous hair growth. I will post more when the munchkin paperattzi show up with the underground pictures.

Condi learns to have fun

Glenda in the land of oz

Condi learns to have fun
The new, popular face of Rice

The Calcutta India newspaper THE TELEGRAPH posted this news story about Condi today. I am so glad she is getting out. The subtitle is "The new, popular face of Rice." As opposed to her old unpopular face? What are they saying?

grrrl works hard to be popular and is largely unappreciated for it. Vampire fangs unfortunately just cut into one's social life.

The Telegraph also reported that while in Chile:
Rice was photographed strumming a small guitar given to her by Bolivian President Evo Morales after the coca farmer had discussed drug policy.

Rice’s aides were horrified to find out that real coca leaves, the ingredient used to make cocaine, were lacquered onto the instrument. The guitar never made it onto the plane from Chile.
Her aides never let her have any fun. What, did they think she was going to smoke the guitar? Airport security would bust her? That she would come up positive for coke on one of the monthly drug tests that they give everyone in the White House?

And I'm sure someone could do a reactive investigative piece on the dangers of Chilean guitars with coca lacquered into the finish that are making their way into this country.

Except that these kinds of stories don't often make it into mainstream American press.