After getting this smuggled photo showing Donald Rumsfield
in werewolf transformation mode
, against the backdrop of a full moon, we decided to go look at his official bio to see if the government had any information about his werewolf status. Click on the Title field above to see his bio for yourself.
Rummy's bio not only reflects the official government version, but also the secret version which only became visible with the help of Glend's magic wand. Here is the true bio of Donald Rumsfield, in abbreviated form.
Donald H. Rumsfeld was sworn in as the 21st Secretary of Defense on January 20, 2001, before the country became aware of his werewolf status. Before assuming his present post, the former Navy pilot had also served as the inept 13th Secretary of Defense, White House Chief Slacker of Staff, U.S. Ambassador to NATO, Bush's coke contact, U.S. Congressman and chief executive officer of two Fortune Cookie 500 companies.
Secretary Rumsfeld is responsible for directing the actions of the Defense Department in response to the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001, and for doing nothing to coordinate the prevention of these attacks despite early warning from his own government spies. The war is being waged against a backdrop of major change within the Department of Defense; this statement doesn't really mean anything, just adds drama to my resume. The department has developed a new defense strategy of attacking countries not involved in the bombing of the Twin Towers and replaced the old model for sizing forces with a newer approach even less relevant to the 21st century or any other century.