Saturday, February 18, 2006

Bush Disaster Checklist

glenda shares
Bush disaster checklist, from Tennessee Guerilla Women at:

"What's a Liberal?"

glenda in the land of oz asks her munchkins, "What's the matter?"
Glenda was sitting by the yellow brick road the other day, musing on the efficacy of string theory, when one of her adorable munchkins wandered by. She heard him muttering and asked him what was wrong.

Munchkin: I have just been accused of being a Bush-hating liberal and don't know what to do.

Glenda, the Good Witch of the North: That's OK, Munchie, ideologues always call us names because it's easier than thinking about what we really are, which is Americans who also love their country.
Do not allow yourself to be bullied into conformity. Some of those they call liberals do not even fit so well into that category. They are more diverse than that and are growing in numbers.
And the noeconservative fundamentalists are very, very scary witches who will try to take your beliefs and twist them and create a dirty word. It’s all just spin, but dangerous spin. They just want you to conform. That's the whole point, diversity scares them, and so they resort to name-calling. Continue to support the constitution and don’t ever let them take that away from you.

Munchie: I do not hate the Bush tactics because I am a Liberal. Actually, I am a Libertarian. But I hate what he is doing to this country and how he lies to us and tries to make it look like he's doing something else, rather than what he is really doing, which is trying to convert this country into one big Christian theocracy.
And the people are scared because he keeps telling them we are going to be attacked by another kind of religious Fundamentalist, so they won’t stand up and oppose him even when they are being stripped of their constitutional rights. We are all scared, Glenda, but what can we do? We are just small Munchkins.

Glenda: There, there, Munchie, what you need to do is run for political office. Don’t just bitch about it, do something. And keep voting…the tide will turn. It always does. Look what happened to McCarthy in the 50s.

And if it doesn't change, we can always move to Canada.

Friday, February 17, 2006

No Spying on U.S. Citizens

glenda says "No Spying on U.S."

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Cheney the Cowardly Lion

glenda in the land of oz, banishing the cowardly Cheney lion
Cheney the Cowardly lion is hereby banished from Oz, although we will continue to talk about him. And you know he will go for advice to visit the wizard Carl Rove, who hides behind the curtain.

Cloning Dick Cheney

What's worse than cloning humans? Why, cloning Dick Cheney!!!
Partial quote from From today's Op Ed piece in the NY Times; you figure out what parts are plagiarized.

February 16, 2006
Op-Ed Contributor
All Clones Are Not the Same

Hanover, N.H.
IT has been weeks since President Bush's State of the Union speech, and I have not heard any outcry over his policy statement on cloning, especially since Dick Cheney turned the sight of his rifle on Mr. Whittington and created a festering political boil in the White House: "Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research: human cloning in all its forms."

I can only guess that this means the public doesn't care, or doesn't understand what Mr. Bush means by this, or agrees with his nonsensical concept of what "human" means, or that somehow the Cheney gun scandal has led to widespread agreement that we should just give up on such research. Any of these possibilities would be a mistake, not just for American science, but for the very human life the president seeks to protect, that is, the life of the clone Dick Cheney.

Calling human cloning in all its forms an "egregious abuse" actually came from Bush's dawning realization that Dick Cheney is himself a clone. For proof that Cheney is a clone, see evidence below, sadly, he is not really human:
1. He has a sign on his office wall that says: Shoot first. Spin later.
2. He failed to report the accident for 24 hours, and then tried unsuccessfully to join in the banter as if to portray the incident as little more than a minor playground accident. Hey, we know that no clone can banter successfully. To banter, one needs a sense of humor. Kicking a man while he is shot in the heart and liver just isn't funny.
3. After he shot the guy, he reportedly screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?' Now that's classic clonelike behavior as reported in most medical journal studies on clones.
4. Quailgate: The first shooting involving a vice president since the time of Aaron Burr involved Cheney the clone. 'Nuff said.
5. What Katherine Armstrong confided to a friend, but didn't report to the press or law enforcement, was that he was heard muttering, right before the shooting, “Be vewy vewy quiet, we’re hunting I-wackies.”
6. Pundits have speculated for some years now, behind closed doors that Cheney was a post WWII experiment by the Japanese, who were looking for a way to get payback for that darn "Hiroshima incident" as the 1940s Republican spinmeisters called it back then.
7. He was only able to act sad on TV and take responsibility for shooting Mr. Whittington after spending four days in front of the mirror practicing looking abject.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Cheney Wears Lipstick Picture

Quote from Cheney during the election: "He's (Kerry's) trying to...cover it up by using a little tough talk during the course of this campaign. But you can't do it. It won't work. To use a phrase that we like in Wyoming, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig."

And to quote Porky Pig, “T-t-t-that’s all, folks!”

Dead-Eye Dick Cheney Makes Boy Cry

...............and the kid wasn't even a lawyer.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Cheney Will Kill For Oil Pic

Gee, willikers, Mr. Cheney

glinda in the land of oz, where truth is stranger than fiction

Monday, February 13, 2006

Chewbacca Sez Happy Valentine's Day

As far as I know, in this category, first there was Moses. Then Chewwie handed down his own Top Ten.
a clever and witty site with chewwie commentary and clever graphics.

Then I found:
Whose talent and meticulous execution contributed this sacred and profane take on the Hot Cheetos Fucker skidmorph of Chewwie as Moses, but same dude, different execution.

Then the Chewwie wriggled his way to this site, where the sly fetishist snaked the red slippers from Glinda for that customized Valentine's Day look....some days truth is stranger than fiction.

glinda in the land of oz

glinda in the land of oz
Glinda says."Where, oh where, have my Toto and Tinky gone???"