Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Managing Today's Threats to Homeland Security

I went to a Law Enforcement Training Conference in San Diego three years ago to find out how they train their own.

I am still getting emails that mistake me for a police officer, some trying to sell me more effective Tazers, body armor, better nightsticks and pulverizing Bad Guy sprays.

Here is one that keeps coming in for a national conference . Anyone out there want to go to this? Gotta admit, it's real tempting....would you be interested in attending a conference like this, if it was free?

Homeland Defense Training Conference®

Managing Today's Threats to Homeland Security
With a Special Focus on Chemical, Biological, Radiological and Nuclear (CBRN)

June 15, 2006
Renaissance Hotel, Washington, DC

Special Keynote Speaker

Frances Fragos Townsend, Special Assistant to the President for Terrorism


At 7:08 AM, Blogger Left of Center said...

great signs, lol

At 10:51 AM, Blogger thepoetryman said...

if there were a conference near me I'd probably go for the inspiration of a bit of poetry! :>)

At 11:24 AM, Blogger glenda said...

that's what i ws thinking, poetryman.
The same reason I gag down the Pat Robertson show and Rush upon occasion when I need a good self-mindblowing session.

At 11:54 AM, Blogger Case Wagenvoord said...

I will only go if they are giving away free duct tape and plastic sheeting so I can convert my home into a sterile, airless bubble, where I can curl up and stop living.

At 1:31 PM, Anonymous earl bockenfeld said...

"Threats to Homeland Security", I assume they're referring to Brownie and Chertoff. I can't find the dhs rap-song, I thought it would put me in the mood.

At 1:35 PM, Blogger glenda said...

That's prety funny, case, but it still appeals to my warped sense of adventure to crash a conference like this and tale pictures. But then I am somewhat nerdy and warped....

Earl, i have expectations of hearing that rap song some day.
I really liked the bush video ,and sent it to all my family, who are 90% in favor of impeachment, except for the 2 misguided Repubes in the crowd. They will not budge....

At 2:14 PM, Anonymous earl bockenfeld said...

glenda, here's something I would like to bring to your attention, it's sick and twisted, OK but it sounds dangerous to me encouraging men to mulitate women in the name of religion.

If you haven’t yet read it, read this amazing article at Alternet about the religious sexual practices prescribed by the Reverend Sun Myung Moon, the head of the Unification Church, but more importantly, one of the premier propagandists for the right. His newspaper, the Washington Times, is basically the Fox News of newspapers

Not exactly, your Hallmark Mother's Day sentiment. Moon and his Christian friends are of one mind–if you don’t want to procreate, you should suffer some physical tortures. Moon in fact is refreshingly candid about this:

“The women are the problem in history,” he said in 2004. “Women who don’t want to have children should cut away their breasts, bottoms and love organ because the purpose for those was first for the children. If they don’t fulfill that purpose, then they are not needed.”

The marriage bed instructions are sick and twisted as well. The newreaders were coughing and having all kinds of trouble reporting the Bill/Monica BJs, when maybe children were watching the news. I think Demos should talk all this sick stuff up for all it's worth for the rethugs to defend or reject. Do you have any reasons to think that would NOT be a good idea.

The public might think it's OK to keep hell and damn, and Janet Jackson's tit off TV like Dobson and his kind do. But Moonie seems off the charts and only gets by cause nobody knows about this stuff.

At 2:42 PM, Blogger glenda said...

Earlbo, Moon has been around a long time and is a twisted mysogynistic, albeit RICH cult leader. I cannot fathom anyone willingly giving another person or group that kind of power over their lives. But there you go, they do it every day.
I did not know about the hankie thing...after you'd been married for 50 years, would you need a room just to store all the precious hankies?

At 3:35 PM, Anonymous earl bockenfeld said...

glenda, I think you've got the "holy hankie" all wrong.

"After the act of love," read the instructions from the Rev. Moon's conservative Family Federation, "both spouses should wipe their sexual areas with the Holy Handkerchief. Hang the handkerchief[s] to dry naturally and keep them eternally. They must be kept individually labeled and should never be laundered and mixed up."

After 50 years that smelly old hankie would be on life-support and nothing but a few bare threads.

Moon has been around, as a cult, but now he's close to top-tier GOP with Falwell and Robinson. He's bat-shit crazy like the other loons, but he should be someone McCain has to explain or defend, as well as show us his old hankie.

At 5:19 PM, Blogger glenda said...

Oh, I read it. Didn't think about deteriorating conjugal juices, is all. Bat-shit is a good description.

At 5:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"After the act of love," read the instructions from the Rev. Moon's conservative Family Federation...

Iiiiisssshhhhh! I think that I finally found something to rank below "saving a piece of the wedding cake to eat on your 1st anniversary". The frogette and I ate ours leftover cake the next day.

At 8:25 PM, Blogger glenda said...

Was it a scrumptious fly cake?

At 5:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it a scrumptious fly cake?

Indeed it was, oh Good Witch of the...uhh...South(?)

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