Friday, March 31, 2006

Kinky Friedman and Immigration Policy

Glenda in the Land of Oz

Was driving the twisty road into Austin this morning and noticed an SUV in front of me with a bumper sticker that read: Kinky For Governor: Why the Hell Not? I was glad to see that the driver was a traditionalist, as they also touted a Keep Austin Weird bumper sticker. This goobernatorial contest finally has a winner who can acquit himself in the beer-drinking area as well as making purty speeches. To meet Kinky is to love Kinky.

I decided to see how the Future Kinkinator came in on the immigration issue and went to his website. Kinky Friedman is a wise man if not a premier wise-ass. I used to go hear his band, Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jew Boys back in the day. So if you want to read his take, go to his Home Page.

There's a bonus smilin' picture of Lyle Lovett on the cover and you can load up on goodies such as Kinky's Private Stock salsa and tshirts with Kinkwisdom to show that you are a team player.

Now I would expect his salsa to have a real kick, not that watered down slim-pickin's Yankee variety, but something that really makes your teeth hurt right good and your eyeballs salute the morning when you load it up righteously on eggs and grits.

For you car buffs, and who isn't leaping on that bandwagon these days, here is a pic of the Kinky campaign vehicle. Yeah, here is a candidate who not only rides in style, but can talk out of both sides of his cigar with wit and humor.

So vote for Kinky, Why the hell not? Kinky is the salsa in my salad, the salsa on my meatloaf and the salsa in my morning coffee.

14 Comments:

At 12:19 PM, Blogger Kvatch said...

Why the hell not, indeed!

I remember when the student body of the University of Texas elected a cartoon character as student body president. If they could elect Hank, why not Kinky.

Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jew Boys! Beto y los Fairlanes. Libery Lunch! Now I'm missing Austin.

 
At 1:45 PM, Blogger Stella said...

I plan to buy a "May the God of Your Choice Bless You" t-shirt and a "Why Not Kinky" banner, even if I can't vote for him!

Fun post for a Friday...

 
At 3:11 PM, Blogger glenda said...

Well, Kvatch,come on down for a visit.
There's going to be a humdinger (Somehow I get my Texas writing accent going about now) of a peace rally in Crawford, just about an hour or so north of here at Bush's ranch over Easter. I know I plan to go and take my camera to catch some pictures and hang out with Cindy Sheehan.

By the way, Kinky is NOT Pussilious.

Stella, you go, girl. Pick up an extra for a friend.

 
At 4:30 PM, Anonymous lily with tired boots who has to go out said...

See Glenda- you are a freakocrat. I knew right away I loved your weird bloggery.

I am intrigued by this guy.

Why not.

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger glenda said...

Oh, busted.

 
At 5:00 PM, Blogger glenda said...

Plus he's offering to give us a refund on our home taxes of 15%.

 
At 5:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HMMM, I love the Kinkster too. He's hot.

SHHHH! Don't tell anyone.

Governor Rick Perry

 
At 6:02 PM, Blogger glenda said...

Kvatch, sad to say, Liberty Lunch closed down a few years ago. They tore it down and built a new city hall.

 
At 8:14 PM, Anonymous earl bockenfeld said...

Glenda, I might have been down in your neck of the woods last January. We flew down to Austin and drove over to Killeen to be there when my grandson came back from a tour in Iraq. We were there a little less than a week.

 
At 8:35 PM, Anonymous Mac Attack said...

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At 3:53 AM, Blogger Candace said...

Glenda, I can't say thanks enough for stopping by my blog, so that I could stop by yours!! I'm definitely blogrolling you.

I got to meet Kinky a couple of weeks ago when he was collecting signatures in Dallas.

I like "Why the Hell Not?" but my fave is "How Hard Could It Be?"

It's great to "meet" you, and please come by my place any old time!

 
At 4:03 AM, Blogger glenda said...

Candace,
Glad you stopped by. I've jumped on the Kinky bandwagon as you can see because the other candidates are full of pussiliency. Thee is a fundraiser tomorrow night at Antone's.

One of these days I will have the gumption to get others blogrolled onto my site. Have had much bizzyness with my life lately.

 
At 8:11 AM, Blogger pinkfem said...

Thanks, Mac attack. My cable amy be down.

 
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